Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.
There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul.
If ever an error had "F" written on it, that grounder did.
There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.
Benedict may not be as hurt as he really is.
Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.