A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
The last time Pena faced the Padres, the Dodgers scratched for a run to tie the game and then went on to win 4-0.
If ever an error had "F" written on it, that grounder did.
They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe.
When Guante started, they thought he'd be like popcorn, one of the most popular things around.
That was like swatting June bugs off a fly.