What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!
If Mark Henry was the Titanic, the iceberg would've sank!
As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.