We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
Jerry LawlerI asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.
Jerry LawlerThe only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.
Jerry Lawler