I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
Jerry LawlerI don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
Jerry LawlerAndy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!
Jerry LawlerI don't think it's blowing my own horn to say the show is not as good. There was chemistry there that took years and years to build and now that's gone. The commentary is lacking.
Jerry LawlerThe only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.
Jerry LawlerIt's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.
Jerry LawlerCertainly it's a business and you've got to have a salesman, but in my mind, when you've got two guys doing the same thing, you don't need one of them.
Jerry LawlerI'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
Jerry LawlerYou know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
Jerry LawlerAhmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
Jerry LawlerIn this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
Jerry LawlerWhen most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
Jerry LawlerWhat the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
Jerry LawlerBeing a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.
Jerry LawlerAustralia was great. I would advise anybody to go there. In fact, if you couldn't live here, Australia would be the place to live. It's the most Americanized country that I've ever seen in the world.
Jerry LawlerOSHA had come in and looked at the channel 5 studios and it sort of had something to do with wrestling, but they found that there were some safety concerns that had to be addressed.
Jerry LawlerWe just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
Jerry LawlerWhen you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"
Jerry LawlerWe've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to
Jerry LawlerWhen John Cena came to Raw, he immediately got off on the wrong foot with Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff said that he thought John Cena was a would be Eminem, and Lord knows one Eminem is enough, but since that time, I have come to respect and really like this kid. This John Cena is a good guy. You can't say anything differently than that.
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