But if I've heard this saying once, I've heard it a thousand times- everything happens for a reason. And possibly it does. I just haven't found the reason that this all happened yet.

When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.

One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.

Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.

Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.

When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!

I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.