Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg!
Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services.
You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.