Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.
What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.