You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.

If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?

I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.

I don't think it's blowing my own horn to say the show is not as good. There was chemistry there that took years and years to build and now that's gone. The commentary is lacking.

We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to

One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.

Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.