Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.

Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.

I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.

What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!

I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.

Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!

Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.