Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.

Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.

As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!

Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.

Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him.

I'm an artist and I can draw very well. I'm amazed that everybody can't draw well because I can do it so effortlessly.

Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!