Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.

As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.

How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!

This man can make a horror movie without makeup.

Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.

I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.

Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.