Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him.
Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!
We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to