Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.
When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock
I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?