If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?

You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.

When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there's always a way.

When John Cena came to Raw, he immediately got off on the wrong foot with Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff said that he thought John Cena was a would be Eminem, and Lord knows one Eminem is enough, but since that time, I have come to respect and really like this kid. This John Cena is a good guy. You can't say anything differently than that.

You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.

It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump.

When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"