Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.
You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him.
Are you ready for some puppies?!
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I meet the women of my dreams.
Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.