Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.

If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.

You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.

Australia was great. I would advise anybody to go there. In fact, if you couldn't live here, Australia would be the place to live. It's the most Americanized country that I've ever seen in the world.

As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!

I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.

Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.