Gambling is part of the human condition. I love it. I have the best time gambling. I've been winning fortunes, and I've been losing them.
Jerry LewisThe day you're born, you get the pink slip on YOU. Outright ownership. You must only share that life with those that you and only you choose.
Jerry LewisYou may catch more flies with honey than vinegar, but you'll get them to work harder if you use a flyswatter.
Jerry LewisIf you think childlike, you'll stay young. If you keep your energy going, and do everything with a little flair, you're gunna stay young. But most people do things without energy, and they atrophy their mind as well as their body. You have to think young, you have to laugh a lot, and you have to have good feelings for everyone in the world, because if you don't, it's going to come inside, your own poison, and it's over.
Jerry Lewis