Don't give me paper - I can get the same lawyer who drew it up to break it. But if you shake my hand, that's for life.

Adrenaline is wonderful. It covers pain. It covers dementia. It covers everything.

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

The doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him 41 bucks and say, 'Get the other 41 bucks from the other guy.'

(The Nutty Professor) was a labor of love. It was a total film. It was the most productive, creative work of my life.

I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope.

If I found the cure for dystrophy tomorrow, I would do a telethon in four weeks for acute pain that in this country is a bigger problem than cancer, heart, sickle cell, anemia, name it. It is - it's hitting 70 million Americans.