Gambling is part of the human condition. I love it. I have the best time gambling. I've been winning fortunes, and I've been losing them.

A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world.

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

It'll keep you alive for another 10 years if you get yourself a laugh once a day: either provoke it, or look around in the wildest laboratory in the world, the public.

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.

Make film, shoot film, run film. Do something. Make film. Shoot anything.

People think I'm against critics because they are negative to my work. That's not what bothers me. What bothers me is they didn't see the work. I have seen critics print stuff about stuff I cut out of the film before we ran it. So don't tell me about critics.