I have nothing against women. As a matter of fact there's something about them that I love, but I just can't put my finger on it.
Jerry LewisThe day you're born, you get the pink slip on YOU. Outright ownership. You must only share that life with those that you and only you choose.
Jerry LewisIt'll keep you alive for another 10 years if you get yourself a laugh once a day: either provoke it, or look around in the wildest laboratory in the world, the public.
Jerry Lewis