I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can't get me away from it because I commit that thoroughly. That's in friendship, that's a deal, that's a commitment. Don't give me paper - I can get the same lawyer who drew it up to break it. But if you shake my hand, that's for life.

For those who understand, no explaination is needed...For those who don't, none will do.

If you're an old pro, you know how well you're doing when you're doing it, and your inner government spanks you if you're not doing well.

Don't give me paper - I can get the same lawyer who drew it up to break it. But if you shake my hand, that's for life.

I've had great success being a total idiot.

I never tell an audience what they can expect. I never have and I never will. I'm an entertainer for 75 years.

I get paid for what most kids get punished for.