If you're an old pro, you know how well you're doing when you're doing it, and your inner government spanks you if you're not doing well.

I have some very personal feelings about politics, but I don't get into it because I do comedy already.

I've had the greatest respect for my work in this country by Americans. Critics have no brains.

The day you're born, you get the pink slip on YOU. Outright ownership. You must only share that life with those that you and only you choose.

You may catch more flies with honey than vinegar, but you'll get them to work harder if you use a flyswatter.

Make film, shoot film, run film. Do something. Make film. Shoot anything.

Comedy is a man in trouble. And without it, there's no humor.