I have nothing against women. As a matter of fact there's something about them that I love, but I just can't put my finger on it.

When I hit around 65, 66, I started to feel tremendous worth and incredible personal esteem. I was becoming very cognisant of my contribution to the American spirit of helping your fellow man and all of the good stuff.

The day you're born, you get the pink slip on YOU. Outright ownership. You must only share that life with those that you and only you choose.

The doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him 41 bucks and say, 'Get the other 41 bucks from the other guy.'

I've had great success being a total idiot.

I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can't get me away from it because I commit that thoroughly. That's in friendship, that's a deal, that's a commitment. Don't give me paper - I can get the same lawyer who drew it up to break it. But if you shake my hand, that's for life.

I don't want to be remembered. I want the nice words when I can hear them.