What dark corner of the soul did you crawl out of?
I don’t want to react because I don’t want them to know it’s a bad word, but I want to encourage them to talk so I’m like, ‘That’s good!’
I highly suggest marriage to all my friends who are dating.
I like wearing my wedding ring, it's nice.
Playing professional football is something I'll never be able to do.
I mean do women like to get the crap scared out of them at the movies? Sure. Of course.