What dark corner of the soul did you crawl out of?

I grew up with all boys in my family, where there was no place for girlie stuff. But it's amazing to walk into my house now. Everything is pink!

With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts!

I don’t want to react because I don’t want them to know it’s a bad word, but I want to encourage them to talk so I’m like, ‘That’s good!’

I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters.

What dark corner of the soul did you crawl out of?

I mean do women like to get the crap scared out of them at the movies? Sure. Of course.