What dark corner of the soul did you crawl out of?

When you have little girls, you're the coolest person in the world. I know at some point that's going to end; in their adolescence I'll become the opposite of that, especially if I'm parked outside a high school party.

I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.

What dark corner of the soul did you crawl out of?

To play a lawyer and have one year of law school under your belt, you sort of know what you're talking about! I'm able to memorize the legal courtroom stuff a lot faster than I would have been able to otherwise.

There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh.

Buddy of mine once told me that he'd rather fly a jet than kiss his girl. Said it gave him more of a kick.