I think it's chauvinistic to think that women don't like to get scared.
What dark corner of the soul did you crawl out of?
To play a lawyer and have one year of law school under your belt, you sort of know what you're talking about! I'm able to memorize the legal courtroom stuff a lot faster than I would have been able to otherwise.
I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters.
Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human’s eyes.
Buddy of mine once told me that he'd rather fly a jet than kiss his girl. Said it gave him more of a kick.