I grew up with all boys in my family, where there was no place for girlie stuff. But it's amazing to walk into my house now. Everything is pink!
Playing professional football is something I'll never be able to do.
I highly suggest marriage to all my friends who are dating.
It's a different experience to be with your kids when your spouse isn't around.
Buddy of mine once told me that he'd rather fly a jet than kiss his girl. Said it gave him more of a kick.
I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.