With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts!

What dark corner of the soul did you crawl out of?

When you have little girls, you're the coolest person in the world. I know at some point that's going to end; in their adolescence I'll become the opposite of that, especially if I'm parked outside a high school party.

Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human’s eyes.

I mean do women like to get the crap scared out of them at the movies? Sure. Of course.

It's a different experience to be with your kids when your spouse isn't around.

With Jerry Bruckheimer, you know you'll get your money's worth. You're getting huge action sequences, it's going to be funny, and you know it's going to look great.