Success is the enemy of comedy.

That's the most comfortable place for me. In the beginning, yes, I was nervous going on stage. I was not a natural performer. I really had to acquire that skill.

Ever noticed that no matter what happens in one day, it exactly fits in the newspaper?

Having a 2 year old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for.

I have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. I'm crass, but not that crass.

I am speechless: I have no speech

And that's when I realized, when you're a kid you don't need a costume, you ARE superman.