Success is the enemy of comedy.

When men are growing up and they're reading about Batman, Spiderman, Superman ... those are not fantasies ... they're options.

People on dates shouldn't even be allowed out in public.

When you've been in the business 5-years, as a person, it's like you're 5-years old - like a child. 10-years and you're 10-years old, 20... Etcetera. That's how I measure maturity in this industry.

On the side of box of my superman costume it actually said - 'Do not attempt to fly!'

The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.

Elaine: Ugh, I hate people. Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst.