Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

On the side of box of my superman costume it actually said - 'Do not attempt to fly!'

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

When someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it.

Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."

I love meeting Israeli people. They look at me like a son