Men want to make women happy.
People on dates shouldn't even be allowed out in public.
I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
I've been car crazy my whole life, since I was nine years old. It's just something I'm very aware of.
There is no more embarrassing thing in my life than the fact that I have actually uttered the phrase, 'I would like to order the Ginsu Knife.'