I didn't know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it's a musical.

The human body is like a condominium. The thing that keeps you from really enjoying it is the maintenance.

I'm in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people's feelings

I love energy. I love it. And I pursue it, and I want more of it. Physical and mental energy, to me, are the greatest riches of human life. And TM is like a free account of an endless amount of it.

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.

I have a problem with that silver medal. It's like, 'Congratulation s, you almost won. Of all the losers, you're the number one loser. No one lost ahead of you.'

I love advertising because I love lying.