I love advertising because I love lying. I think spending your life trying to dupe innocent people out of hard-won earnings to buy useless, low-quality, misrepresented items and services is an excellent use of your energy.

You can tell what was the best year of your father's life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.

See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to hold the reservation and that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them.

You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.

Why would you want to work for a living if you could just joke around? Being a celebrity expands your commercial possibilities.

Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.

I wonder is illiterate people know the full meaning of alphabet soup?