Why would you want to work for a living if you could just joke around? Being a celebrity expands your commercial possibilities.

We got the hot fudge on the bottom.... that allows you to control the fudge distribution while you're eating your ice cream.

If airline seat cushions are such great flotation devices, why don't you ever see anyone take one to the beach?

When men are growing up and they're reading about Batman, Spiderman, Superman ... those are not fantasies ... they're options.

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when, in fact, it is all that it should be, and more!

Everybody in New York City knows there's way more cars than parking spaces. You see cars driving in New York all hours of the night. Its like musical chairs except everybody sat down around 1964.