I wonder is illiterate people know the full meaning of alphabet soup?

I'm in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people's feelings

Magazines are another medium I love, because 95% is simply based on 'How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?

One day I was watching these construction workers go back to work. I was watching them kind of trudging down the street. It was like a revelation to me. I realized these guys don’t want to go back to work after lunch. But they’re going. That’s their job. If they can exhibit that level of dedication for that job I should be able to do the same. Trudge your ass in.

Wise is what you want to be. Smart is easy compared to wise.

Golf is the ultimate avoidance activity for the dysfunctional dad. A game so nonsensically difficult, so pointless, so irrationally time consuming, the word golf itself can only stand for ‘Get Out, Leave Family.’

A movie is kind of like being the captain of a ship, which is nice, but when I perform by myself it's just surfing on the water and nobody really knows what happens.