You can tell what was the best year of your father's life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.

I've been car crazy my whole life, since I was nine years old. It's just something I'm very aware of.

See, the thing of it is, there's a lot of ugly people out there walking around but they don't know they're ugly because nobody actually tells them.

Sometimes I think more creativity is put into muffin recipes than into the rest of society combined.

People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them.

We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape, we didn't get a good night's sleep, we're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.

Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.