You can tell what was the best year of your father's life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I have to humiliate myself.

Writer's block is a phony, made up, BS excuse for not doing your work.

Kids don't say, "Wait." They say, "Wait up, hey wait up!" Because when you're little, your life is up. The future is up. Everything you want is up. "Hold up. Shut up! Mum, I'll clean up. Let me stay up!" Parents, of course, are just the opposite. Everything is down. "Just calm down. Slow down. Come down here! Sit down. Put... that... down."

There's a tremendous power and energy in sharing your life with another person.

People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them.

I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.