We got the hot fudge on the bottom.... that allows you to control the fudge distribution while you're eating your ice cream.

You don't even really need a place. But you feel like you're doing something. That is what coffee is. And that is one of the geniuses of the new coffee culture.

Everybody in New York City knows there's way more cars than parking spaces. You see cars driving in New York all hours of the night. Its like musical chairs except everybody sat down around 1964.

The padded outfits, the bad scripts, the phony-looking sets... he dealt with it all. He had to. He was Superman.

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

I was the best man at the wedding... If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?

The best revenge is living well.