The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all the same; so we might as well dress them that way. That's why a wedding is like the joining together of a beautiful, glowing bride and some guy. The tuxedo is a wedding safety device, created by women because they know that men are undependable. So in case the groom chickens out, everybody just takes one step over, and she marries the next guy.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

If I want a long, boring story with no point to it, I have my life.

I am freaking out! I am freaking out, man!

So the first time you hear the concept of Halloween when you're a kid your brain can't even process the information. You're like: "What is this? What did you say?" "What did you say about giving out candy? Who's giving out candy?" "Everyone that we know is just giving out candy!"

After you get a job and before you have to do it. Nothing beats that.

The only way a show works is you find people who you think are qualified and talented and you give them a chance to do what they do.