Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body.
All magic is 'Here’s a quarter, now it’s gone. You’re a jerk. Now it’s back. You’re an idiot. Show’s over.'
If you go to a bad movie, it's two hours. If you're in a bad movie, it's two years.
I only do a show when there's somebody I want to talk to.
I am speechless: I have no speech
Anyone who would laugh at a recital is probably some sort of lunatic anyway. I mean, only a sick, twisted mind could be that rude and ignorant.