[I like to] engage with funny people, or weird people, or, you know, kind of off people. [Whereas when I meet] anybody who's ... normal ... I'm not curious, I'm not interested.

I am freaking out! I am freaking out, man!

That's the most comfortable place for me. In the beginning, yes, I was nervous going on stage. I was not a natural performer. I really had to acquire that skill.

I love being a dad. I just love it.

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing.