[I like to] engage with funny people, or weird people, or, you know, kind of off people. [Whereas when I meet] anybody who's ... normal ... I'm not curious, I'm not interested.

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I have to humiliate myself.

Our good time is sitting in a coffee shop with a newspaper, writing a line on the back of a napkin. That is the most fun comedians ever have

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.