My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.

Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.

There's nothing more fun than entertaining kids.

There is nothing more rewarding than completing a goal you have set for yourself.

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall?

Anyone who would laugh at a recital is probably some sort of lunatic anyway. I mean, only a sick, twisted mind could be that rude and ignorant.

Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too? Do we really think we are making progress toward our destination? "Whew, I thought we would be late, but now that I am nine inches closer, I can stop for coffee and a danish!"