Festivus for the Restivus!
A movie is kind of like being the captain of a ship, which is nice, but when I perform by myself it's just surfing on the water and nobody really knows what happens.
The best revenge is living well.
I love meeting Israeli people. They look at me like a son
If you go to a bad movie, it's two hours. If you're in a bad movie, it's two years.
There's no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It's the greatest thing in the world.