When men are growing up and they're reading about Batman, Spiderman, Superman ... those are not fantasies ... they're options.

If professional wrestling did not exist, could you come up with this idea? Could you envision the popularity of huge men in tiny bathing suits, pretending to fight?

For people on my side of the cubicle, the goal is always creativity. Spending your time overcoming corporate resistance to creativity - I just don't want to do that.

Wise is what you want to be. Smart is easy compared to wise.

Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.

There's nothing more fun than entertaining kids.

If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem.