A movie is kind of like being the captain of a ship, which is nice, but when I perform by myself it's just surfing on the water and nobody really knows what happens.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything.

I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when, in fact, it is all that it should be, and more!

I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.

Why would you want to work for a living if you could just joke around? Being a celebrity expands your commercial possibilities.

Let's face it: a date is a job-interview, that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many job-interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it.