A movie is kind of like being the captain of a ship, which is nice, but when I perform by myself it's just surfing on the water and nobody really knows what happens.

I wish I was a phone machine. I wish if I saw somebody on the street I didn't want to talk to I could just go, "Excuse me, I'm not here right now, If you just leave a message, I can walk away."

The best revenge is living well.

Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?

I love meeting Israeli people. They look at me like a son

I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?

I wrote an article on a new Porsche for 'Automobile Magazine.' I knew the editor, and she asked me to write this article. So I'm more proud of that than anything.