The less you know about a field, the better your odds. Dumb boldness is the best way to approach a new challenge.

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

Writer's block is a phony, made up, BS excuse for not doing your work.

I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

What's the deal with Ovaltine? It comes in a round container, you put it in a round glass, why don't they call it Roundtine?

Why is commitment such a big problem for a man? I think that for some reason when a man is driving down that freeway of love, the woman he's with is like an exit, but he doesn't want to get off there. He wants to keep driving. And the woman is like, "Look, gas, food, lodging, that's our exit, that's everything we need to be happy... Get off here, now!" But the man is focusing on the sign underneath that says, "Next exit 27 miles," and he thinks, "I can make it."