Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
I am freaking out! I am freaking out, man!
I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
I love meeting Israeli people. They look at me like a son
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.