We got the hot fudge on the bottom.... that allows you to control the fudge distribution while you're eating your ice cream.
Jerry SeinfeldMen want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
Jerry SeinfeldMen, as an organization, are getting more women than any other group working anywhere in the world. Wherever women are, we have men looking into it.
Jerry SeinfeldI like to try anything... You have to do the experiments to find out what the formulas are.
Jerry SeinfeldThe Olympics is my favourite sporting event. Although I have a problem with that silver medal. When you think about it, you win the gold - you feel good, you win the bronze - you think, 'Well at least I got something'. But when you win silver, it's like, 'Congratulations, you 'almost' won. Of all the losers, you came in first of that group. You're the number one 'loser.' No one lost ahead of you.
Jerry Seinfeld