To me a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our pieces around the board, but if there's a problem, the lawyer is the only person that has actually read the inside of the top of the box.

I admire the hell out of her. You can't have sex with someone you admire.

Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.

The less you know about a field, the better your odds. Dumb boldness is the best way to approach a new challenge.

When someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it.

Folks who go through the tabloids ought to have to be lied to.

If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem.