Sex to save the friendship? Well if we have to we have to.

Elaine: Ugh, I hate people. Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst.

I mean, she's giving and caring and genuinely concerned about the welfare of others. I can't be with someone like that.

You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters.

What's the deal with Ovaltine? It comes in a round container, you put it in a round glass, why don't they call it Roundtine?