Wise is what you want to be. Smart is easy compared to wise.
Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For?
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.
Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters.
I'm old, I'm rich and I'm tired.
What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.