There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
Boy, I miss the days they made toys that could kill a kid.
Can't you at least die with a little dignity?
I was the best man at the wedding... If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?
I can't eat chicken and look at strippers at the same time.
There are more social skills required to talk one-on-one [than to an audience]. You don't have to be socially fluid to talk to two thousand people.