Men want to make women happy.
If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem.
Pain is usually represented by lightning attacking the guy. Glowing redness is also popular. Sometimes parts of the guy would just burst into flames.
I am freaking out! I am freaking out, man!
I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.
Having fun is a very particular skill. And not everyone has that skill.