The big advantage of a book is that it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning.

I love the day date. No wine, no shower.

You know how your charger for your phone? It's like if you had a charger for your whole body and mind

I like to try anything... You have to do the experiments to find out what the formulas are.

I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

Boy, I miss the days they made toys that could kill a kid.

Twitter is good. Why say a lot to a few people when you can say virtually nothing to everyone?