Why is it when you turn on the TV you see ads for telephone companies, and when you turn on the radio you hear ads for TV shows, and when you get put on hold on the phone you hear a radio station?

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.

Of course, everyone wants to be healthy. The amusing thing is no one's really sure how to do it.

Taking in a baseball game on TV is also a big treat.

Sometimes I think more creativity is put into muffin recipes than into the rest of society combined.

I know there are kids out there, I want to make sure they all know that driving without braking is not something I recommend, unless you have professional clown training or a comedy background, as I do. It is not something I plan to make a habit.

Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For?