If I want a long, boring story with no point to it, I have my life.

We're all trying to get to the same island — whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive, it doesn't matter. What matters is when the red light goes on.

Sometimes you can do certain things on stage, or even in a TV series, and people see the look on your face and they know what you mean, so you can get away with certain things. But if you can't create that look on an animated character, which is essentially a puppet, the line will hit the audience in a very bad way.

You can tell what was the best year of your father's life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.

You know why dogs have no money? No pockets. 'Cause they see change on the street all the time and it's driving them crazy. When you're walking them, he is always looking up at you. "There's a quarter...."

Comedy is just complaining in an entertaining way, Enterplaining.

I'm old, I'm rich and I'm tired.