If I want a long, boring story with no point to it, I have my life.

Pay attention; don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.

Can't you at least die with a little dignity?

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

Having done quite a bit with studios and networks, I thought if I'm going to do something new and unformed, it would be fun to do it in a completely new space and place. The space being the Internet and the place being Crackle.

What's the deal with Ovaltine? It comes in a round container, you put it in a round glass, why don't they call it Roundtine?

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.