If I want a long, boring story with no point to it, I have my life.

I mean, she's giving and caring and genuinely concerned about the welfare of others. I can't be with someone like that.

I'll tell you one of the great activities is skateboarding. To learn to do a skateboard trick, how many times do you gotta get something wrong til you get it right? ...And you hurt yourself, and you learn to do that trick, now you got a life lesson. Every time I see those skateboard kids, I think 'those kids'll be alright.'

If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.

There are more social skills required to talk one-on-one [than to an audience]. You don't have to be socially fluid to talk to two thousand people.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Boy, I miss the days they made toys that could kill a kid.