Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I was the best man at the wedding... If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?

Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body.

The blessing in life is when you find the torture you are comfortable with. That's marriage, it's kids, it's work, it's exercise. Find the torture you're comfortable with and you'll do well. You've mastered that, you've mastered life.

That's why breakups take two or three times- to build up immunity.

If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?

Pain is usually represented by lightning attacking the guy. Glowing redness is also popular. Sometimes parts of the guy would just burst into flames.