Have you ever seen that guy who has the record for fattest man in the world? Bob Hughes, the fattest man in the world... 1400 pounds. Ladies and gentlemen, the man has let himself go.

You can tell what was the best year of your father's life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.

I love meeting Israeli people. They look at me like a son

Well, sometimes we do actually have to get up early, but a man will always trade sleep for sex.

I feel like humor is the answer to everything. If you have a little bit of humor in the shaker and you can sprinkle that on, that's your answer.

When someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it.

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important.