Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me.

Ever noticed that no matter what happens in one day, it exactly fits in the newspaper?

The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing.

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

I love being a dad. I just love it.

Men want to make women happy.