Yeah, like Bizarro Superman, Superman's exact opposite, who lives in the backwards Bizarro world. Up is down, down is up, he says hello when he leaves, goodbye when he arrives.

Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For?

I do not know why anyone would host an awards show. No matter how unbelievably well you do at it, the only thing that can happen is you get asked again to host an awards show.

Having done quite a bit with studios and networks, I thought if I'm going to do something new and unformed, it would be fun to do it in a completely new space and place. The space being the Internet and the place being Crackle.

Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me.

The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that. Nothing above it.

You can be passionate about anything.