Maybe if we lie down our brains will work.

Men, as an organization, are getting more women than any other group working anywhere in the world. Wherever women are, we have men looking into it.

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Wise is what you want to be. Smart is easy compared to wise.

Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For?

There is no such thing as an attention span. There is only the quality of what you are viewing. This whole idea of an attention span is, I think, a misnomer. People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them.

Cremation has become the most popular form of burial in the United States... People used to want a big, thick granite stone, their names carved into with a chisel. I was here dammit! Cremation is like you're trying to cover up a crime. Burn the body. Scatter the ashes around. As far as anyone's concerned this whole thing never happened.