When you interrupt, you've stopped listening. People need to be heard.

Of course, everyone wants to be healthy. The amusing thing is no one's really sure how to do it.

What's the deal with Ovaltine? It comes in a round container, you put it in a round glass, why don't they call it Roundtine?

I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done.

I don't return fruit. Fruit's a gamble. I know that going in.

It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything.

Any day you had gym class was a weird school day. It started off normal. You had English, Social Studies, Geometry, then suddenly your in Lord of the Flies for 40 minutes. Your hanging from a rope, you have hardly any clothes on, teachers are yelling at you, kids are throwing dodge balls at you and snapping towels - you're trying to survive. And then it's Science,Language, and History. Now that is a weird day.