Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry.
Jerry SeinfeldLet's examine the dog mind: Every time you come home, he thinks it's amazing. He can't believe that you've accomplished this again. You walk in the door. The joy of it almost kills him. "He's back again! It's that guy! It's that guy!"
Jerry SeinfeldThere's no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It's the greatest thing in the world.
Jerry Seinfeld