When you interrupt, you've stopped listening. People need to be heard.

The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that. Nothing above it.

What's the point of dating without games? How do you know if you're winning or losing?

And that's when I realized, when you're a kid you don't need a costume, you ARE superman.

Have you ever noticed how they keep improving your laundry detergent, but they still can't get those blue flakes out? Why do we trust them to get our clothes clean? These guys can't even get the DETERGENT white!

We sold 'Seinfeld' all over the world but it was a very specific kind of show. In some countries it went down really well, in others they hated it.

I didn't know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it's a musical.