I mean, she's giving and caring and genuinely concerned about the welfare of others. I can't be with someone like that.

People on dates shouldn't even be allowed out in public.

I love meeting Israeli people. They look at me like a son

Sometimes I think more creativity is put into muffin recipes than into the rest of society combined.

For people on my side of the cubicle, the goal is always creativity. Spending your time overcoming corporate resistance to creativity - I just don't want to do that.

People don't think of their office as a workplace anymore. They think of it as a stationary store with Danish. You want to get your pastry, your envelopes, your supplies, your toilet paper, six cups of coffee, and you go home.

Responsible, who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens, it's always, who's responsible for this?