If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem.
Jerry SeinfeldThe Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever seen that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. โCome on, buddy, letโs go. You get past me, the guy in the back of me, heโs got a spoon. Back off, Iโve got the toe clippers right here.
Jerry SeinfeldI'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.
Jerry SeinfeldI think the answer is we all need a little help, and the coffee's a little help with everything โ social, energy, don't know what to do next, don't know how to start my day, don't know how to get through this afternoon, don't know how to stay alert. We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.
Jerry Seinfeld