Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body.

According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire

I wrote an article on a new Porsche for 'Automobile Magazine.' I knew the editor, and she asked me to write this article. So I'm more proud of that than anything.

Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For?

You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.

[I like to] engage with funny people, or weird people, or, you know, kind of off people. [Whereas when I meet] anybody who's ... normal ... I'm not curious, I'm not interested.