Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body.

Well, sometimes we do actually have to get up early, but a man will always trade sleep for sex.

The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing.

I have no plants in my house. They won't live for me. Some of them don't even wait to die, they commit suicide.

Of course, everyone wants to be healthy. The amusing thing is no one's really sure how to do it.

Having fun is a very particular skill. And not everyone has that skill.

Why is commitment such a big problem for a man? I think that for some reason when a man is driving down that freeway of love, the woman he's with is like an exit, but he doesn't want to get off there. He wants to keep driving. And the woman is like, "Look, gas, food, lodging, that's our exit, that's everything we need to be happy... Get off here, now!" But the man is focusing on the sign underneath that says, "Next exit 27 miles," and he thinks, "I can make it."