Sometimes I think more creativity is put into muffin recipes than into the rest of society combined.
Jerry SeinfeldIt's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Jerry SeinfeldSeems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.
Jerry Seinfeld