Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they’re killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? 'Sweetheart, let’s make up. Have this deceased squirrel.

There's a tremendous power and energy in sharing your life with another person.

You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.

Sex, that’s meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; that’s heavy. That’s like an hour.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

The Beatles created something that never trailed off. What a gift that was to their fans. If you're into the Beatles, you loved them from beginning to end.

I like definitive things.